Lunkhead. Oaf. And his low god speaks directly to him! Must be nice. Must be real nice!!
I am no stranger to being separated from one’s patron. Or another’s, for that matter. Even the selfless deities seem to confer power as acts of selfishness.
Mielikki must spend much of her time wondering why we worked so hard in service of buffoons. As if we all end up rising to the level of our own inadequacy. This seems to hold true no matter how high the station.
Grandmother need not be concerned about gods! They are identical to us, except for how tall they get.
Yet this is a universe of Donaars! A whole plane full of his own kind! He is loved for the same reasons he is hated, and he receives both as adulation.
CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION, A’TENDE FAMILY NEVER USE MUSCLE ENHANCEMENTS!!!!! STOP NASTY RUMOR!!!!
STIL IS DISGUSTINK BORD BOY WITH NO HAND. COVERED IN GERM!!! ALSO USE MAGIC, PTOOEY!!!
First-from-the-Quiver "Quiver"
SURPRISING AMOUNT OF MURDER IN VERY SMALL PACKAGE! MAYBE TOO MUCH MURDER IF HONEST
HE MUST TOUCH TO HEAL BOOBOOS? WELL I SAY BRING ON BOOBOOS!!!!! NO TOUCH ME!!!!
MISS PRISM HAS “EET” FACTOR. STAR QUALITY!!! BUT NEED TO HIT GYM. VERY SMALL MUSCLE
I SOMETIMES AM ASK, HOW DOES YITZBIN DO PUSHUP. ANSWER: ALL THE WAYS!!!!!!!
WHY HE FLAP HIS FEATHER BUGS ONTO MY RUMPUS AND FACE!! NO SAND IN CITY FOR PROPER CENTAUR BATH. :(
First-from-the-Quiver "Quiver"
FIRST FROM QUIVER. DO NOT CALL HEEM CAT. IS SAME AS CALLING ME HORSE!! REDUCTIVE!!!!
STIL IS DISGUSTINK BORD BOY WITH NO HAND. COVERED IN GERM!!! ALSO USE MAGIC, PTOOEY!!!
DO NOT THINK FOR MOMENT THAT I DO NOT HEAR SNIDE REMARK ABOUT SO-CALL “MAGICAL” FEATS OF STRENGTH. MY FEATS OF STRENGTH ARE PURELY MUNDANE!!!!!
First-from-the-Quiver "Quiver"
SOMETIME I TURN HEAD AND WOW, QUIVER SITTING ON RUMP! WHEN DID HE ARRIVE THERE? STEALTH JOCKEY!!! IS OK, VERY LIGHT!!!
PRISM ALSO A LEETLE BIT HIGH MAINTENANCE BUT VOICE OF CELESTIAL ANGEL SO FINE TO TOLERATE :)
WE HAVE SAYING: WHEN PRISM COLOR TURN TO RED, ALL HER FRIEND MUST HIDE THEIR HEAD!!!!
I found a pretty coin for Prism in the woods. It was so shiny I had to scoop it up and bring it to her right away.
The horse lady seems to like me the most, and she’s sooo strong!